"We work jobs we hate so that we can buy stuff that we don't need"

Men are megalomaniacs.
Humans are selfish creatures.
Human kind is greedy and scandalous by nature.
Almost everything is about sex.
Individuals who refuse to accept this are sexually frustrated.
Most married couples can prove that no partner is flawless.
There is no such thing as The One.
Losing your virginity is not pleasant.
Even though men might often deny it, everyone thinks about their first sexual partner. Even if it was a stranger.
Men are retarded.
Women are bitches.
Yes, you are PMSing.
Everybody secretely desires acceptance from a group or an individual, and all actions are reactions to this fact.
If you didn't dance, you know you wish you had danced.
You know all he wanted was to have sex with you, and you still said accepted the invitation.
Everybody physically needs a source of pleasure and distress of any kind.
Everyone who has found a source of pleasure and/or distress, often feels guilty about it.
Everybody shares their secrets.
You just can't ignore things that happen while intoxicated. They come as flashbacks at awkward times (for example: at church).
Everyone has googled or will google their own names.
Everyone likes to be heard, to be read, to be seen, and nobody wants to be forgotten.
Even Epsilons want to be accepted.
To be continued as I go.